Johnnie Walker joins the Game of Thrones with new bottle, “White Walker”

Because summer is damn hot and most apartments in Sydney don’t come with aircon (who planned that?!), we have to seek alternative relief. Enter the new White Walker by Johnnie Walker whisky. It’s as cold as your exes’ heart but a thousand times more tasty – and intoxicating – and has recently launched to Australia, making it the first global whisky brand to join the Game of Thrones franchise with a much more refined palette. Sources very close to the Night King have leaked it’s the thorny-headed prick’s favourite beverage, thanks in large part to its woody aromatics, full bodied colour, perspicacity around the easily-influenced and chic white bottling. Amongst other things, the new batch also goes nicely with food as proven by the Johnnie Walker national whisky ambassador Simon McGoram who worked with chef of the Bondi Iceberg’s to whip-up a smashing degustation for its national launch in Sydney recently. It’s also won the heart of  Global World Class Bartender of the Year 2018, Orlando Marzo, who’s been whipping-up drinks with it since he took the crown. Get your own batch of the white stuff from leading retailers. Like, here.