Going to Montsalvat and we’re gonna get married

Never have I wanted to get married more. On a stinking hot 30-degree day, I embarked on over an hour’s trip to the far-flung – for a well-kept South-of-the-river boy – suburb of Eltham to pay a visit to a venue I had never heard of, nor thought I’d ever visit: Montsalvat. “Montsalvat?” many would ask me. […]